when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
one of my favourite ship combos is when you have one really grumpy/cranky character or someone deathly serious who never smiles and a really happy/bubbly/energetic character that drags them everywhere and the first character looks really unamused but the happy character’s having the time of their life and then the happy character smooches the grumpy character and the grumpy character just gives this soft little smile and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
I want more tattoos and more piercings and I want to dye my hair crazy colors.
Not because I’m immature and reckless and a rebel, but because I like the way it looks, I like the style; it’s like art for your body.
Too bad art is only considered beautiful to society when it’s on painted on paper.
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally